nascar.chiefs,mizzou.starbucks.royals.jamiemac.soccer.jakeowen.mypuppy.pink.camo.redbull.
Expectations:Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality:Using the pillow next to you as a person.
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2 days ago

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

(via lostttandfounddd)

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2 days ago

(via latelycravingmore)

(via funnybro)

I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text
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2 days ago

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

(via funnybro)

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2 days ago
evske:

how much is this in dollars?

evske:

how much is this in dollars?

(Source: fairydust-xx, via slicedbread22)

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2 days ago

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via funnybro)

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2 days ago

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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(via funnybro)

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2 days ago

heliolisk:

Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of

(via slicedbread22)

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2 days ago

(via 4259147)

(Source: morelovexlesshate, via shes-nobodys-girl)

Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don’t.
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